Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?
Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
"Please don’t cry Jenna"
BREAK MY FUCKING HEART WHY DON’T YOU MARK
All I want to do with my life is be in a thrilled Flash Mob
that is all
Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks
Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.
And they told you science was no fun.
I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.