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Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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umla:

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BIATCH!!!
crowbara:

escuse me
"Please don’t cry Jenna"

BREAK MY FUCKING HEART WHY DON’T YOU MARK

spootyplease:

#u ‘be the better person’ tools can eat my entire ass
All I want to do with my life is be in a thrilled Flash Mob
Mark Ruffalo

that is all

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

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